i love how some girls are soft and delicate and wear floral dresses and how some are fuckin hardcore and have short hair and are rad as hell and how others are a mix of the two
girls are so great
what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe
i want to die
that’s almost too cruel
I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.
Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.
I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.
Vicious. I love it.
I would marry her.
This is why you don’t talk trash to girls we will tear you apart. Especially if you talk shit about our games.
My Women’s Studies class was postponed, so it just started today. We did introductions and there’s several males in the classroom, but one said “I figured I’d be the only guy in this class. I wanted to shake you ladies up a bit, looks like there will be a few to help me."
The only way to procrastinate on practice is with selfies.
[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]
[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine
*clicks play* *video is longer than 6 seconds* hell nah son
more like hell yeah son
the standards are different for our fandom because we are strong
Shit son, anyone who’s not in the RT fandom has weak YouTube game
Lookin very pretentious today
The Little Engine That Procrastinated.
I can but don’t, I can but don’t, I can but don’t, I can but don’t…
Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home